July 18, 2007
Exploding Whale
Posted by Apollo under News | Tags: beach, exploding whale, ocean, wacky Oregonians |Problem: dead whale on the beach and it really stinks
Solution #1: cut it up and bury it. Nope. Too hard and time-consuming.
Solution #2: burn it. Nope. It’d probably smell really bad too and add to global warming.
Solution #3: blow it up with dynamite. Awesome!
Outcome: raining chunks, blubber all over everyone in the vicinity, damaged car and most of the whale is still there!
Final solution: bring in the bulldozer.
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