I think his life was doomed when his parents named him … Parley Jeffs Dutson.

Do you think that Parley has any chances of turning his life around?  When he finally came down from his high, do you think he took an accounting of all the good and bad that he has done in his life?  I wonder to which side the balance tipped.

He’s accused of killing his 15-year-old girlfriend.  There’s a murder story every day in the news, but what caught my attention was what Parley did when the cops arrested him.

According to this article, he doesn’t remember “humping the floor and then a police car after he was arrested.”

If he ever gets out of this pinch and does a 180, he can always support the ‘I humped your Hummer’ cause.

Scott Adams didn’t care to touch this article from msnbc, but I couldn’t help but post about it.

The article could have had several titles.  Scott entitles it “Death by Camel Hump”

A few others might be: “Camel Rides Women to Death” “The Killer Hump”  or “The Hump that Killed”

Could a person have a more bizzare death?  This woman has a great conversation starter up in heaven now.

“Hi-ya mate!  Name’s Bruce.  I was a surfer in Sydney and was killed by a shark.  How’d you die?”

“A camel tried to mate with me.”

“What?!”

“My pet camel literally loved me to death.”

“Wicked!”