From Futility Closet:

“Spike Milligan was wearing traditional Scottish garb when a curious onlooker asked, ‘So, is there anything worn under the kilt?’

“‘No’, he answered, ‘it’s all in perfect working order.'”

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My cousin emailed me this one:

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.  Short line. Just one lady in front of me . . an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, ‘Why it change??  Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty??  Why it change?’

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations’.

The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people, too’.